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May 2010

I'm fucking stupid.

I totally wanted noodles with eggs in it. So… I got one of those noodles in a bowl and put hot water in it, and just dropped an egg in there (cracked of course), let it sit for about a minute… asked my girlfriend if what i did was right… and she said i was inevitably wrong…

i was supposed to cook with it over a stove until the eggs have poached. FUCK ME.

Searched youtube… got the right technique.. god I’m going to fail as a father.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y36zINLldyQ 

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May 30, 2010
WTF, HAYLEY SHOWS OFF HER TITS, GARY COLEMAN DIES..

hai-san:

tambour:

MY WORLD IS BEING FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN

=( Sucks he died… but damn Hayley showing some!? AWESOME

May 28, 2010
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May 22, 201011,571 notes
Fun with the elderly.

l0vely:

So I went to a class at the gym today thinking it would involve light weights and cardio. With a description like: “A variety of exercises designed to increase muscular strength, ROM, and skills required for activities of daily living,” it would be reasonable, right? Little did I know I would be the only person in the class that is under 55 years old…

Hahah. No matter, it was fun and interesting. ;)

what gym?

May 21, 20101 note

Man work suckksssssss

May 20, 2010
May 20, 2010
Cornered

I feel so cornered right now.

I got to take care of AKPsi stuff already. I gotta get the committees ready set and go’d (haha)

I got to work full time for the army… fawk..

Still gotta work at Baskin Robbins for the weekend

Finals week still..

Sigh. Might need some help on this one guys…

May 20, 2010
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May 16, 2010
Fuck this

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I’m going to court in my military uniform on Monday. NO NEED FOR FEE!

“YOU ARMY?! YOU OK! NO PAY!”

May 15, 2010
TODAY

Court closed. FAIL. LMFAO

May 15, 2010
TODAY

I’m going to court in my military uniform.

May 15, 20101 note

danielleah:

I’ve got scars all over my right knuckles from being a manly girl. I wish I grew up girly, cause whenever a guy looks at me, I’ll spit on the floor rather than bat my eyes.

I don’t know how to bat my eyes.

i do… LLOL jk… >_>

May 14, 2010
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